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Kevan Hudson's avatar

Two tier Keir is clearly still here.

Robert Ritchie's avatar

I have it on good authority Mr Burnham has good evidence for his blame of Russia. Apparently MI5 has completed its investigation of Mr Burnham's supposed "accident" with a banana skin outside No 10 a few days ago, and concluded the GRU put it there. They discounted the possibility of a Ukrainian false flag. Of course Mr Campbell's link to the sexed-up dossier, and Mr Stewart's technically undeniable past history with MI6, are just unfortunate coincidences.

Of coursethe banana may have been a MI6 false flag, put there just to tease MI5 - but we'll never know. Practical jokes can start wars, but if the joke is good enough it's worth it.

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Feral Finster's avatar

Once upon a time, not so long ago, any development that the establishment of the day didn't like could automatically be blamed on Jews.

Crops failed? Because Jews.

Freak storm sank the royal fleet? Everyone knows that Jews not only hate us because we are so noble and kind, Jews also can control the weather.

Foreign invasion? Machinations of Jews.

King's eldest son and heir turns out to be a rather flamboyant and barely closeted homosexual? Jews, you silly goose!

No evidence needed. Because Jews. What, are you on their side?

Today's establishment is far more enlightened. They do not blame unwanted election results and social dissension on Jews. Instead, they blame Russia.

Rix Van Winkle's avatar

Yeah. That was incredible.